WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS CHRISTMAS IN JEOPARDY. SANTA CLAUS JOINS BREW PRACTITIONER MUG CLUB.
Northampton Massachusetts, December 11, 2015 Brew Practitioners Brewery and Taproom, located in Florence Massachusetts, announced Friday that this holiday season could be comprised as a result of Santa Claus joining the highly regarded "Mug Club". Joe Eckerle, Head Brewer at Brew Practitioners stated, "Santa Claus has been a regular customer of ours since our doors opened on October 10, 2015. Mr. Claus has been highly complimentary of all our awesome beers on tap but the Brown Ale has been one of his favorites. Who can blame him? The malty, sweet flavor of this beer is just the thing to enjoy after a full day of making toys."
However, it has been noted that since joining the Brew Practitioners Mug Club, Santa has been spending a lot of time at Florence's newest Brewery. There has been a noticeable drop in production at the north pole and many of Santa's Elves have commented on how Santa is sleeping in more often. Sometimes until 11 am.
This reporter was able to get a quote from Santa and when asked about the future state of this holiday season Santa stated, "There is no need to worry about this holiday season. Yes, I have spent an extraordinary amount of time at Brew Practitioners but who can blame me? I mean $100 for a yearly mug club membership? I get 25 ounces of beer for the price of a pint and I get a fancy new Brew Practitioners T-shirt? PLUS an awesome mug that belongs to just me and the Brewery keeps it here for me! Unfortunately, Brew Practitioners only has 48 memberships available. Otherwise, I would lay off all of my Elves and fill my sleigh with mugs for Christmas!"
We will keep Western Massachusetts posted on future delopements but I have to say, Santa Claus does have great taste in beer and a great eye for superior customer service and an awesome venue!
Brew Practitioners is located in Downtown Florence Massachusetts at 36 Main Street. Right across from Coopers Corners. See Brew Practitioners at www.brewpractitioners.com or call us at 413-584-2444.
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